Saturday, March 03, 2007
FOR SALE: Carbon Credits
I am offering for sale a bunch of Carbon Credits that you can use to offset your use of non-renewable energy. You can apply them to a trip you want to take, electrical use or anything else you choose. I am offering them for the low price of $5,000. If you purchase them I will park my big SUV for one day a week from May through September of this year and walk to work. That will save on gasoline, oil, tires, and carbon pollution that my SUV will spew into the air. I also planted four trees last year and I will throw the Credits for them into the deal at no additional cost! I got the idea last week while watching the Adoration of AlGore at the Oscars. I got goose-bumps when the Faithful of his church rose as One in standing applause. I was going to offer these Credits on Ebay, but I chose to offer them to my faithful readers instead. Grab this deal while you can, because it is first-come-first-served.