Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Alert!
The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
The Path of this hurricane zigs and zags and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States than we have experienced in 40 years. It will blow a lot of wind!
They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry Flopper. Be advised, the only way for responsible citizens to protect themselves is by getting behind a Bush.
The Path of this hurricane zigs and zags and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States than we have experienced in 40 years. It will blow a lot of wind!
They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry Flopper. Be advised, the only way for responsible citizens to protect themselves is by getting behind a Bush.
(I wish I had written this, but I didn't. One of those Internet things.)
